satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

satanic ELMO

is a Russian undercover who prays to the demon

he is here who SATANIC ELMO

by child hood obesity October 15, 2019

Sataned eggs

They're like Deviled eggs, but when secretly made with copious amounts of hot sauce they become hellishly, unbearably hot. Truly, they've become SATANED EGGS!

Holy shit Daniel! These aren't Deviled eggs, they're Sataned eggs! PASS ME THE MILK, HURRY!!!

by Telephony February 21, 2018

Sataner's dozen

The number eleven.

Coined by John Stuart referring to Obama not attending church in his first eleven weeks.

John Stuart "Obama hasn't been to church in eleven sundays, well thats a Sataner's Dozen!"

by Aasif Mandvi April 9, 2009

Pickle Satan

Pickle-haired Satan on Earth who pretends to be disabled.

Person A: Did you see the new student? I think they’re a pickle satan!
Person B: Oh no

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Satan's cock

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

by Lou444 July 9, 2016

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008