robotrip

drinking cough medicine or taking pills containing DXM to trip and feel amazing.

my one friend said her soul left her body and came back 15 mins later and my other friend couldnt stop walking like a penguin. I on the other hand, johnny depp was standing right in front of me but i couldnt focus on his face because it kept dancing away from me. that was my first time robotripping and i loved it.

by fuckuinmyshoe March 25, 2007

Robotech

Best animated show in America, ever.

That episode of Robotech kicked ass.

by cryomancer March 10, 2003

robot

our future masters

Bart Simpson: Nice costume, man.

Alan Wrench (robot): It's not a costume; they found me in a meteor!

Bart Simpson: AAAGH!

by davidsakh March 11, 2009

Robot Fuck

When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.

/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/

Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.

...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.

...14 hours later

Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.

by ass.. August 23, 2010

robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.

"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"

by The Rach July 4, 2008

Robosex

When a human and a robot have sexual intercourse.

Greg (Robot Voice): "Would you like to have Robosex?"

Yun Gee: "Yes Please."

Greg (Robot Voice): "Okay, let me look for the sex folder on my hard drive..."

by iPodsexfreak December 18, 2008