Skip to main content

Rage rant

A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN

sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby

Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby

Yours sincerely
__________Person 2

Person 1: *silence* ...wow...

...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
by OLZ. V. July 25, 2009
mugGet the Rage rantmug.

Cranston rage

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.
by Anominnous April 16, 2010
mugGet the Cranston ragemug.

Rage Monday

A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.

This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.

Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"

Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
by CombatKurt March 8, 2011
mugGet the Rage Mondaymug.

Flaming rage

The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.
"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."
by Krav Maga April 26, 2010
mugGet the Flaming ragemug.

rage happy

Rage happy is being happy or excited about something using a slight mix of angry and happy tone of voice.
Michael destroying boss on Contra: "I'm pooing on everybody just look at this!!!"
Gavin: "Why are you getting mad?"
Michael: "I'm not I'm fucking excited. We kicked his ass."
Gavin: "It's rage happy."
by therealgdude February 11, 2014
mugGet the rage happymug.

Eric rage

When the paths of pein explodes in rage
*Ade steals kill*

Eric ; What the FUCK arhhhhhhhhh *Eric Rage*

*Mic freeze*

*Dies to commando*
Eric: ima break this fucking disk

*Gets 15 assists in Halo*
Eric: Omfg ima spaz out omfg aarrggh *dashes xbox out window*
by team ownage November 17, 2010
mugGet the Eric ragemug.

Getto Rage

Getto rage means to be a person of colour and to be angry but to not be able to show it due to the fact that the next person to get shot or deported could be you.
The cops stopped me to check if I was an American and shifted eyes when a white man went racing by, that made me feel some getto rage.
by Bitchfacemotherfucker November 9, 2018
mugGet the Getto Ragemug.

Share this definition