purple touch

A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).

bob: mary you wanna join purple touch

mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me

by qwertyuioplkjhgfdazcvbnm September 14, 2016

Purple Unicorn

The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.

This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.

He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.

A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.

*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.

purple unicorn

by UtterKaos June 30, 2011

purple penis

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

by matrixy September 27, 2011

Deep Purple

An Awesome band. Greatest songs: Child in Time, Highway Star, Flight of the Rat, Space Truckin'

Man it is incomprehensible how incredibly awesome that band Deep Purple is.

by what? January 23, 2004

purple cush

dank that is the color purple, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known

The purple cush hits smooth with the mixed flavored tobacco in the hookah.

The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.

by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004

Purple Rhino

an engorged discolored state of the cock

After taking the purple rhino, that bitch went strait to the gyno.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 7, 2016

purple martin

when someone gets dick-slapped so hard it makes a purple penis shaped bruise on their face

she couldn't hide the purple martin i gave here no matter how much makeup she caked on

by he beaner July 26, 2011