purple ronnie 

an annoying little bastard that plans to take over the world

purple ronnie: phj34r m3 s0x!

purple ronnie by Green Fred May 10, 2003

Purple Gaybag

A purple canvas bag used for trick-or-treating by college students who shouldn't be trick-or-treating OR carrying purple bags.

Look at Dave G. carrying his purple gaybag. He took it trick-or-treating.

Purple Gaybag by G-G-G-GANGSTAAA November 1, 2010

purple coke 

Lean

Sprite + Promethazine w/Codeine VC

bro he sippin on that purple coke

purple coke by chief sosa 300 glo gang gratat December 5, 2016

purple label 

A special line of ralph lauren polo that cost as much as $120 for a single short sleeve polo shirt.

Yall need to boss up and cop some purple label

purple label by Dboy from the burbs September 27, 2006

purple oil 

Another term as Purple Drank or Purple Drink;
Cough Syrup, Sprite, and a Jolly Rancher.

"Sippin on that Purple Oil" -Paul Wall

purple oil by kidICARUS July 24, 2006

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Purple Jizz Monkey 

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

Purple Jizz Monkey by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009