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city punch

City punch is both a delicious and cheap alternative to any bevaerage that has an overabundance of sugar. The only two ingredients in city punch are sugar and water. A few drops of food coloring may even be added so that the appearance of actual kool-aid may be acheived. The recipe of city punch was revealed to many ignorant and rich white viewers by Pretty Ricky on the television show Cribs. These viewers have likely and will likely never indulge in the the poor mans sugar drink.
Wayne: Goddam it's hot, and we all out of kool-aid mix.
Carter: Just make some of that city punch.
Wayne: I ain't had city punch since I moved out the projects.
by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007
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cock punch

1:A big thud to a man's pud
2:A legendary online player on Star Wars Battlefront II, known for his battle cry "YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHED.....IN THE COCK!"
Dude my manhood hurts after that dick nasty cock punch.
by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006
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punch in the face

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.
Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.
by Bagelhat October 20, 2010
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Air Punch

The act of throwing a punch in the air intended for someone or something, but without the physical contact. Usually done in an act of frustration and anger caused by the person or object used.
The stupid TV keeps shutting off. (An air punch is thrown toward the television.)

A quarrel in a type of relationship--the person air punches the other behind his/her back. The abusee feels the movement of air and can feel threatened, which leads to domestic violence.

A woman who suffers from PMS may show frustration through air punching.

Control air punching so that one doesn’t end up in an asylum or hospitalized.
by Latiga February 12, 2010
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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016
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Punch the custard

1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
by Captain Custard September 12, 2014
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Madulla Punch

When a man is fucking his partner doggy style and punches his partner in the back of the head (@ the madulla ablongata) when his partner is about to come, making the brain spasm as his partner comes. Also known as a "donkey punch".
Lyndsay has been Madulla Punched one too many times!
by Abraham Madulla August 26, 2010
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