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Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!
by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022
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puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
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Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
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Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females
Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound
by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020
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Puerto Rican Pussy Pump

When a Hispanic chick queef blasts cocaine right to your dome during oral sex
Person 1: Yeah man I had a bag of blow and went down on that fine ass latina with the phat ass and she hit me with that Puerto Rican Pussy Pump
Person 2: Gang shit bruh
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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puerto rican men

A man from puerto rico who is married, yet acts single outside of his household and has multiple girlfriends (with whom he may even have children with). Puerto rican men are largely, in-part, misogynistic with a twinge of narcissism which makes them believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want, as long as they provide for their family. Culturally, it’s how Latino men are raised and so the cycle continues.
Friend: “You’re dating HIM? Be careful, Puerto Rican men are known to cheat and I’d hate for you to get hurt”.
by prestigeww35 February 19, 2024
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New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..
Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.
by Mr Milk February 10, 2020
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