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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025

Americano Promise

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"

I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022

Peachy promise

When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal

She's throwing a peachy promise there lad

by Mogbacon December 29, 2015

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 03, 2021

Elephant promises

When you keep promising people that you're gonna do something but in reality you're not sure that you can keep it but you promise it anyway.

Jack keeps saying he'll make it to the party but it just sounds like elephant promises.

by Smithsonian Scratch November 21, 2014

Facebook Promise

When one promises goods and services as a kindly gesture without expecting something in return but doesn't follow through.

Dude he wasn't suppose to accept my offer. It was a Facebook promise. It's the thought that counts

by The oll knowing September 07, 2020

Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025