A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
by Itsmejessica2025 May 23, 2025
(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
A professional pussy is a person who lets others trample all over them, essentially a wimp dependent on others to make good decisions for them. A professional pussy lets others dictate the course of their lives, and rarely do they have a set of strong convictions. A professional pussy isn't an asshole to others; they just won't let others push them around.
Mark is such a professional pussy. He can barely use the restroom without having to consult his wife prior.
She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
She shouldn't be afraid of what others think about her. She needs to stop acting like such a professional pussy.
by c.artman January 21, 2020
Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,
that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
by Sha ya January 08, 2020
If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless
Sam: he’s out sick again.
Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?
Sam: yeah he was.
Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023