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Professional Bronzer

Noun

Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/

Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024
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The Professional

A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush
U have a brain of the Professional
by H dawgy August 27, 2019
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Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.
He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.
by C Clark June 30, 2021
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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
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Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
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YouTube Professional

noun - A person who has absolutely no experience or legitimate knowledge of a topic, but criticizes and corrects doctors, etc. because they consider themselves the Einstein of the comments section; similar to a keyboard warrior, but less angry and more arrogant/douchey. These people tend to be very unlikable and typically instigate a very long thread of trolling comments back-and-forth, demonstrating further that they are definitely a douche bag.
Oh look, another YouTube Professional watched a three-minute video on popping blackheads and now is telling Dr. Pimple Popper how she should change her techniquebecause he actually thinks that his opinion > medical school.
by Apocalypse2017!Yay! January 6, 2017
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Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.
Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.
by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023
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