Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

Proculsexual

To be attracted to individuals that you are sure you could never be with, such as a celebrity or a fictional character.

Me: I'm Proculsexual

Diana: Well duh! You are literally obsessed with One Direction members.

by Blessy_1D April 8, 2021

bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.

Yo will you bessemer process me..?

by dannii_htk November 27, 2007

propel

Propel is a yummy, yummy, yummy sports drink. People on Crack love it.

Adam is drinking propel and he says " Propel is delicious". (That crackhead!!!)

by Jambles Jr. May 2, 2008

Thot Process

The ways in which a guy (or even girl, if they play the field) handles his/her hoes. For instance, keeping them from finding out about each other, maintaining clingyness-to-distance ratio, keeping them deprived enough to want the dick, etc.

You seen the way John handles his hoes? He's got one golden thot process.

by slickslander December 26, 2014

Porcelin Rim Job

When a man gives a girl anal sex and while they are performing sex the man is dunking the girls head in the toilet! When the man lifts the girls head out of the toilet the man slaps the girls head with his dick.

Easiest example is that when your in a bathroom fucking a girl, DUNK her head over and over in the toilet and thats what a Porcelin Rim Job is!!

by TBone_NJ/HI December 11, 2009

Emancipation Proclamation

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

by qqduck January 8, 2008