Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.

She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

Private Call

A Skype call consisting of two people, either in a 1 on 1 call or "privately" in a group call.

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."

by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

private law

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

Private Account Syndrome

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.

*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."

by mikuthedutchie July 12, 2024

private inquiries

Using a private message such as: Instagram or Facebook messenger to receive feet/body pictures; for a price.

DM me on Instagram for private inquiries.

by Truth_is___ July 22, 2022

Private Enemy

Someone you don't want your girlfriend to have sex with.

I don't want John to fuck my girlfriend. He's my private enemy.

by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

The private school Association

Schools that are meant for rich kids, and Have high standards for academics. with some exceptions not in a bad way (MCS).

John: yo TJ is the private school association good? is it meant for good academics?

TJ: I mean it can be, but some of them aren't, like at my school we are behind in some academics, and the teachers can't control their kids. One of them even got rizzed up.

John: Cool beans!

by V the goat B2B Vdawg January 30, 2024