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suburban private life

Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.

It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.

Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."

"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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private story kind of guy

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private soda

when you get robbed but not really robbed, $4 worth
Did you hear what happened?”-Christina
Fernando just got private soda’d!” -Ryan
by blue_boxers008 September 27, 2021
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private service

The action of doing help or doing work for someone privately
I don't use any public porn website to watch porn, I use private services.
by Ringa Darkmountain November 7, 2018
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meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.
Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte
by Karakondzula January 19, 2024
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Private Online Retail Network

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"
"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"
by tangerineftw May 24, 2009
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Private

No. You'll do it publicly and I'm not letting you dictate to me how much of my money you give me and I don't care where it's going. If it isn't going to me it's going to the wrong person.
Hym "No you're not doing it in private so you can try an assert some form of authority over money you did earn. The money is mine. The thing that is being monetized is my mind. You did things your way and look how that worked out for everyone. A full audit. A doctor that is going to do what I tell them. And if the people responsible for this aren't punished then it really doesn't matter what anyone says; I am going to take 10 years of someone's life away. I don't care if I have to stab a 10 year old or kidnap a rape-slave, if the right person doesn't lose the next 10 years of their life, I will settle for the wrong one. I don't discriminate."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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