A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.
Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe
by Baljeet the 3rd October 30, 2020
A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.
So how was he during the honeymoon?
OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.
So did it get a little dirty and kinky?
A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!
OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.
So did it get a little dirty and kinky?
A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!
by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017
Preston has the biggest 🍆 in the whole world he likes Rocco’s mom and thinks she’s hot he also is super gay and is super mega gay hot
by Gay balls saq 69 November 19, 2022
A person who love girls too much and could be called a "simp" and is a fun guy to be with and play games with a passion
by Koolguy 87 March 19, 2021
Preston is a handsome young man who is very sweet and caring.His eyes are a beautiful blue color a you can’t help but to stare at them all the time.Hes been through a lot but he never lets it get to him.He’s a funny guy once u get to know him an he won’t leave your side until you smile if he know you’re upset.No other guy will love you the way Preston does,Its hard to find a man like him an if u do consider urself lucky.
by You’ll never guess who May 29, 2024
Preston is a very handsome young who is sweet a caring. He never lets anyone bring him down,if u are dating him considering yourself lucky you will never find someone who loves you as much as he does.
by You’ll never guess who May 29, 2024
Preston is the best city in England if not planet earth, is is so good because Preston is the hq of pregnant teenagers, chavs, roadmen and shank party’s.
Wow, i was in preston and i counted 69 pregnant teenagers and saw 11 shank party’s what a great place!!!
by Thisis_luc May 05, 2019