Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

Pouch Pumping

The act of two members inside the murr community have sex via the suits pouch

"I met this roo suiter, took him back to my room and did some serious
Pouch Pumping"

by DickGulper April 8, 2025

dust pouch

A post vasectomy scrotum that does don't contain sperm

Don't worry about getting pregnant, I have a dust pouch

by Bdog69 December 9, 2015

pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.

Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.

by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018

Pelican Pouch

A pelican pouch is the soft, sagging flesh that hangs just beneath the chin, often resembling the elastic food-storage sack of a pelican’s beak. It’s not quite a full double chin, but more of a rogue under-jaw hammock — frequently disguised in selfies with upward angles, filters, and delusional confidence.

“Mate, she was a solid eight until I saw her pelican pouch wobble in real life.”

“She’s mastered the 45-degree selfie — anything lower and the pelican pouch drops like a guillotine.”

Alternate Names:
Chin hammock, snack pouch, neck shelf, emotional baggage bin.

by Chin Diesel June 6, 2025

Pouche

When you are so deep under the influence that Pouche is the only thing you could manage to call somebody

"Yeah, that's really funny ya pouche!"

"Dude, who are you talking to?"

by YungKrysto May 8, 2016