pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 10, 2019

mystery pouch

the area above the genitals and below the stomach of very over weight person. Its not your gentials its not the stomach. What is it...a mystery pouch.

Mary has a mystery pouch so large a kangaroo could be in there.

by rosie red dress August 17, 2011

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 06, 2021

pin pouch

literally just a pin cushion but i decided to call it this now.

My grandma uses her pin pouch all the time!

by Indie is swag January 08, 2023

Stank Pouch

Another name for a woman's vagina

The only thing a woman has to offer is her stank pouch.

by E Blorbus Unimax April 27, 2025

dust pouch

A post vasectomy scrotum that does don't contain sperm

Don't worry about getting pregnant, I have a dust pouch

by Bdog69 October 18, 2015

cream pouch

A bag or pure sperm

Jim: hey mike I’m hungry
Mike: here eat one of my cream pouches

Jim: thanks mike
Mike: no problem jim

by Cream_enthusiast August 09, 2022