Poodle McNoodle

a pasta from McDonalds on their secret menu that is udon noodles with sauce made from water splashed off of a poodle dog

hello, McDonalds worker, I would like the Poodle McNoodle please

by BOBTHESTARFIRE October 23, 2017

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Poodling

When you doodle while pooping.

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.

by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

poodle

To potter about and fuck around, but in a light-hearted casual way. Also a name for a type of dog.

Roman: Hey do you want to go watch Love Island?
Sophie: No, I might poodle about on my laptop for a while ... but later I might give you A Billing

by twentyfoursevenbooler July 1, 2018

poodle

a pervert

Kylee is a poodle, because she looked at me while using the bathroom.

by Mother Judis September 5, 2020