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Bullshit Police

A fictional police force for those who bullshit.
George: "I'm totally gonna fail this exam"
Peter: "Someone call 911 and call in the Bullshit Police"
by bspigs November 2, 2013
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police brutality

This is probably what should happen whenever Joe is anywhere in public.
police man: It's Joe! get 'em, boys!
(police brutality ensues)
by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022
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police lover

someone who is a teacher's pet but a police's pet
cody ratted on joe he is such a police lover
by sofi LOOOOOOOOL December 17, 2018
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geek police

someone who arrests geeks, your a nerd a dork and a wimp. If you claim to be part of the geek police, you are a geek.
Aaron: stop being a geek bro, the geek police will come for you
Wilbur: I'm so sorry chief

Millie: you fucking little nerd Aaron
by pukkapies4life November 23, 2022
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Police Zoomer

A Twitter person who digs up some stuff From a guy or girl to want an apology and to educate them.
Police Zoomer: Omg fitz said the r slur to himself!

Guy: Leave Twitter.
by Levinity March 31, 2021
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Joke Police

One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.

Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.

People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.

The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."

C: "That's not a joke!"

A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
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ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats
"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"
by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014
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