pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

Pickle Twist

To ruin someones online game by not following the rules.

Stop being a Pickle Twist!

Stop Pickle Twisting Dave!

by SirPickle November 23, 2010

The Pickle Tickler

Notorious men who like to tickle innocent women with their pickles.

Austin: Hey, Devon, hear what happened?
Devon: No, what?
Austin: The Pickle Tickler struck again!
Devon: Who'd he get this time?
Austin: Katie.
Devon: How'd she feel it?
Austin: Got me.

by CPT KY January 23, 2011

Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.

I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015