pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008

Pickle slicer

A mistress, or a girl on the side, derived from the punchline of a funny joke.

Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.

by wetcoaster September 2, 2006

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

Pickle Twist

To ruin someones online game by not following the rules.

Stop being a Pickle Twist!

Stop Pickle Twisting Dave!

by SirPickle November 23, 2010

The Pickle Tickler

Notorious men who like to tickle innocent women with their pickles.

Austin: Hey, Devon, hear what happened?
Devon: No, what?
Austin: The Pickle Tickler struck again!
Devon: Who'd he get this time?
Austin: Katie.
Devon: How'd she feel it?
Austin: Got me.

by CPT KY January 23, 2011

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006