the biggest jackass known to man. has to have at least 7 STD's from tara. heavily medicates himself (but nothing will treat that ugliness)
jane, he is such a philly d #2. You should stay as far away from him as possible if you wanna avoid getting crabs
by ag October 30, 2004
Get the philly d #2mug. A prank played on someone whom passes out with their pants half-way down. A second person proceeds to slap a piece of white-american cheese on their ass-crack, then pull up their pants. The resulting heat melts the cheese and creates a philly cheese sandwich in their pants. The term "Hand Shake" coming from the motion of applying said cheese.
Jose` was passed out after drinking one night and being a dick to his wife. To get back at him, she slapped on a Philly Hand Shake. Yummy.
by wussm0nster September 17, 2010
Get the Philly Hand Shakemug. the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you shit on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then shit right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.
by The Don R. L. Studabaker aka Scuit January 21, 2005
Get the philly cheese steakmug. A girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the Betsy Ross, Tacony-Palmyra, or Ben Franklin Bridge to spread her VD all over the glorious New Jersey suburbs of Philadelphia. Until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the Delaware River was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. With the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid whore-women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban Phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in Northeast Philadelphia at the end of their day. Skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said whore-women have brought their own game to towns such as Moorestown and Cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their VD just as their grandmothers did. Easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, classy Southern New Jersey ladies.
by High Society Burlington County Mistress January 16, 2007
Get the Philly Trash Slutmug. hey daniela, wheres my philly d?
Bitch he aint your philly d hes mine!
I got my class rank today, im number philly d #2
Bitch he aint your philly d hes mine!
I got my class rank today, im number philly d #2
by RB October 21, 2004
Get the philly d #2mug. The people that bad-mouth New Jersey, yet will cross the bridge over the sewer called the "Delaware River" and take money and jobs away from Jersey pineys without having to pay city taxes.
That Philly Road Trash cries about the hour drive to get here, but has no problem stealing Jersey hours.
by Jersey Jive July 4, 2011
Get the Philly Road Trashmug. when a girl sticks lettuce in her asshole and the man rams it all the way in with his jizzy ranch covered boner. She shits it out and they Lady and the Tramp the salad.
by vaginnles August 16, 2009
Get the South Philly Skeet Saladmug.