Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019

Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

philadelphia toast

Regional name in the greater Philadelphia area for bagels

I want some Philadelphia toast with cream cheese

by Illy Philly June 9, 2020

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021

Philadelphia Eagle

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.

Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021

philadelphia fusion

a term used for teams who choked an easy win in a sport

can also be shortened to: "philly" or "fusion"

They almost won, but they pulled a philadelphia fusion

by Cumcretemaker September 22, 2021