He lives cowboy boots and likes to show them off. He likes to make funny jokes all the time. He has a cousin. He's Mexican and has a mustache..
by Pedrocowboy244 March 25, 2022

Homicide and Homelessness.
Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021

pedro : YUeriukajmtDFweuk
q1`ME: what the fuck
q1`ME: what the fuck
by dfsatuh9bw4UOTJ December 15, 2021

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020

by RaikouMaster21 April 22, 2020
