Lobster Paw

When one lacks a butthole

i hear that girl Haley has a lobster paw and can't fart.

by Pittbuls June 28, 2017

monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

Hey Paw

random compound of random two words

hey paw is a compund yes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025

yak paw

The maneuver of bringing your balls up over on both sides of the penis and then tucking your penis. While wearing tight pants it (your bulging testicles) appears as a yaks hoof or "yak paw." This is a complex and sometimes painful maneuver that should only be performed under extreme circumstances.

"Bro, did you see that chicks camel toe? No, but check out my yak paw! "

"Jimmy showed me his yak paw and I damn near threw up in my mouth"

"Hey Marlo, show me that yak paw again!...No way dude, last time I had to go to the hospital "

by NastyNate57 December 9, 2017

Paw Print

When a dirty-ass female is on her period, whilst in a hurry, and she leaves a perfectly visible, easily distinguished bloody pussy print on the toilet seat. sometimes theres another full one or half pressings that accompany the first - hence making it look like a small series of paw prints on the toilet seat... that the dirtyy-ass female doesnt even bother cleaning up and is long gone by the time the trail is discovered. This particular genus of female carves a path of filth throughout Tujunga, Sunland, Sylmar, and Sun Valley or the greater San Fernando area

Which one of you nasty ass females left some dirty fuckin bloody paw prints on the toilet seat just now? unfuckinbelievable!

by RussianRabies February 26, 2023

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019