Toowoomba Pasta

When your pubes itch because they are dry and full of dandruff flakes...

That guy keeps scratching his crotch, he must have a bad case of Toowoomba Pasta down under...

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Pasta Pizza

pepperoni pizza with pasta with white cheese sauce piled on top

Do you want Pasta Pizza for dinner?

by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015

pasta

Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.

Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Making Pasta

To jerk off, masturbate, etc

If you want a good arm workout and something tasty after making pasta is a good place to start -DH

by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024

Pasta Sauce

Prego, in other words: Pregnant.

Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.

by RonDeSantissucks June 21, 2023

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Choclate Pasta

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.

Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!

by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021