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parker county calamari
Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
parker county calamari by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
parker middle school
Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.
parker middle school by Youngazn March 19, 2019
parker square
An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.
"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
parker square by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016
Parker Fly
Parker Fly by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004
Parker - Hulme Murder Case
In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.
The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.
The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.
The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
Parker - Hulme Murder Case by Tiffany < 3 February 24, 2006