-How is your relationship with your boyfriend?
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta
My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta
My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex
by Guigote March 13, 2018

by Abigail King June 4, 2024

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.
by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021

by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
