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Pasta

-How is your relationship with your boyfriend?
-It’s great since he has a great dish of pasta

My boyfriend’s pasta is like macaroni after the rigatoni I could enjoy with my ex
by Guigote March 13, 2018
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Pasta boys

What are the pasta boys up to?
Selling dope. Whaddya think?
by Abigail King June 4, 2024
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milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset
“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish
by anonymous June 20, 2023
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Choclate Pasta

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.
Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!
by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021
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Pasta Pizza

pepperoni pizza with pasta with white cheese sauce piled on top
Do you want Pasta Pizza for dinner?
by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015
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Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.
"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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