Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
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Gripper Loaf

The heel end of the foot or gripper in gen z slang
Get your gripper loafs off me and put your shoes on!
by NuggetTickler January 31, 2023
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urchin loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
by haquefer February 11, 2017
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Urchin Loaf

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
by haquefer February 11, 2017
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Stink loaf

When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.
I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.
by babychick&jackjack December 04, 2019
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neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.
I want to raspberry that neck loaf.
by ArchonT November 12, 2013
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Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.
What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?
by Flatline fister July 05, 2018
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