by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023
Get the pork custardmug. Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
Get the Trouser custardmug. by Firefan October 27, 2020
Get the custard slugmug. What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
by Lanky J March 15, 2024
Get the good arm, custardmug. When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.
"You know that girl Stacy?"
"The one with all the pimples?"
"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."
"The one with all the pimples?"
"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."
by Mingegash May 22, 2014
Get the rough custardmug. A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
Get the Lord Custard Pigeon-Pantsmug. by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
Get the Three Pumps Custardmug.