oklahoma cellar

The act of two people farting into each other's butts at the same time

Tina and Earl decided to take their relationship to the next level by trying to complete the rare Oklahoma Cellar

by LarryII March 24, 2017

Oklahoma steamboat

when you cum enough to fill a small pot, then boil said cumand let your lover inhale it.

Yeah I heard you and josh did the Oklahoma steamboat last night

by Mrheadphimes February 16, 2020

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.

Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.

by SVD 74 April 26, 2021

jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.

Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.

by quepaso September 12, 2018

Oklahoma Gas Chamber

The act of opening a steaming hot shower door while someone else is in it, and farting in it, therefore magnifying the smell.

The wife was taking too long getting ready so I gave her an Oklahoma Gas Chamber

by Mexican Eggroll May 19, 2025

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021