real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 28, 2018
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real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.
My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 04, 2016
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real meal

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022
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thot realness

A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
"Beyonce was serving THOT realness in her latest booty poppin video!"
by thotastic August 21, 2015
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My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100
My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!
by India Terrell March 06, 2008
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hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The hook and real gave me my war.
by Jb habes March 11, 2017
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Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?
by TheKawasakiKid February 04, 2020
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