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by Hitlerlover45 October 29, 2023
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Shark-Nosing

The act of getting away completely unharmed from a situation that in any other instance would have resulted in certain death.

Inspired by the photographs of David 'Baz' Jenkins who, whilst on a shark tour boat off the coast of South Africa, photographed the miraculous escape of a seal from almost certain death in the jaws of a Great White shark. At one point the seal is seen balancing on the nose of its attacker as the shark propels itself out of the water in pursuit of its prey.
"She escaped the inferno with only minor cuts and bruises, shark-nosing her way out of the car window before it started to roll."
by lightstonemeadow October 10, 2013
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Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.
This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
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There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.
God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!
by LoneTree April 24, 2017
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Dark Void of Nothingness

One's soul when they are depressed, suicidal, bipolar and when no one loves them or cares about them
Jacob's soul is like a Dark Void of Nothingness
by Lord Cthully666 August 29, 2017
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National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.
Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.
by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019
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I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
by whatisamonika March 27, 2022
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