Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.

"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"

by Pyewacket December 16, 2013

Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife

Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog

by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025

Slogged in the nog

A tamer version of "Fucked in the head"

Using this phrase may have you mistaken as British

Friend 1: "Bioshock 3 was technocratic propaganda!"
Friend 2: "... Are you Slogged in the nog?!"

by Scabrina Underballs April 10, 2025

Nig nog Peluso

You know who you are.

“is that nig nog Peluso, what a dumbass”

by Uncle Stronz February 11, 2025

Eggin' My Nog

When someone is attacking or coming at you for an unnecessary reason.

Person 1: I don't like pickles.
Person 2: Ew, how dare you not like pickles!?
Person 1: Um excuse you! Stop eggin' my nog!

by papayaxmoon May 28, 2021

egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.

“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”

by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020