The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
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Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid
by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011
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by Placid Pike April 25, 2019
Get the Chat shitter mug.Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.
by Thrasherff August 25, 2018
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Get the Dog Shitter mug.someone who purposely shits in the shower and doesn't clean it so the next person who takes a shower would freak out.
by littlepussypussypussy May 5, 2022
Get the shower shitter mug.A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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