guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.
by magicchinchin April 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin pressuremug. Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"
by Kiddy man February 24, 2025
Get the Pressure washingmug. The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!
by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025
Get the Pressure cookingmug. I was eating out my girlfriend and she got so excited she had exhaust back pressure. I felt the warm air on my chin.
by Phil Uranus November 22, 2021
Get the Exhaust Back Pressuremug. Used to refer to stress accumulating over time, smaller things adding up to an unbearable weight you cannot manage anymore. It’s like feeling trapped in the bottom half of an hourglass.
by InkyLittleBB August 11, 2022
Get the Sand Pressuremug. when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off
He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Get the wet pressure jackedmug. Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018
Get the you can't handle that type of pressuremug.