Chafed Manchester

A sexual maneuver where a female straddles the chest of her male lover and attains climax by rubbing against the male's nipple.

After Todd Donkey Punched Lori, she felt it necessary to wake him up the next morning with a Chafed Manchester.

by TerryTheTwoTimingTesticle July 8, 2011

manchester

City Situated in north-west england. The city centre is full of diverse cultures and friendly people. Famous for its sports teams and stadiums. The football does cause trouble thow, usuall between manchester and liverpool, (visited liverpool this year, and it was lovely. And yes, i am a manc.)

However, the city (as most, largley populated citys do) does have its ghettos. Which, is most used as the steriotype of the city, see: tameside.

"Manchester's like london, but with more trees, and rain."

"get the brolly its leathering it down"

by jakejakejake October 13, 2005

manchester city fan

a faggot with no absolute fucking rights and no one likes him at all

shut up u manchester city fan

by ilikemercurialsbboi January 8, 2019

Manchester United

The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.

Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.

local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..

by faizah December 1, 2007

Manchester City

Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.

Manchester City are a small club.

by Honest Manchester City Fan March 17, 2021

Manchester

The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever

"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."

by Dev H May 13, 2005

Manchelada

The hairy crevice from the small of a mans back to the root of his balls, including the sphincter, rectum, and any chodes.

"Do I have to wait til lunch for you to splash sour cream on my manchelada?" (Gay reference) "I want to slurp the chili out of your mancheleda" (analingus) "Get off your manchelada and get to work!" (management)

by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007