The "Quit Bitching" state. If you're tired of life wherever you are, move to Missouri for a year. (Don't hassle yourself with residency-- they give you a trailer when you enter the state.)
If you make it back out, your outlook on life wherever you are will be much brighter.
If you make it back out, your outlook on life wherever you are will be much brighter.
"Ugh, I hate Kansas! There's nothing to do here... I wish it were more like the OC!"
"I happen to like it here..."
"Ew, what's WRONG with you?"
"I was born in Missouri."
"...I'm so sorry."
"I happen to like it here..."
"Ew, what's WRONG with you?"
"I was born in Missouri."
"...I'm so sorry."
by Nurm October 17, 2008
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by boylesque March 31, 2010
Get the Missouri mug.The worlds smallest airport with the most workerst for the TSA do to the fact that the bitter Root Valley is Poverty with a view! Beware come to the airport a least 2 hours ahead of time cuz montanas take it SLOW!!!
Ok well we have 20 more mins till the plane takes off we start going through TSA then we miss our Plane in the world Smallest Airport!!!!!!Wecome to Missoula airport!
by StuckAtTheAirPort SendHelp June 28, 2012
Get the Missoula airport mug.A 69,709 square mile trailer park with representation in Congress. A government land reservation for the mentally defective and socially inept. Conceptually similar to the portable classrooms outside of a high school where the "special needs" students are segregated from the students who have a fighting shot at success in life. Missouri is the twenty first largest state in the United States. According to the 2007 Census Bureau, Missouri is home to approximately six million people. Almost one thousand of these people are literate.
John: Did you hear that the EPA is going to give the Earth an enema?
Jane: No I didn't. Where will they stick the hose?
John: Columbia, Missouri.
Jane: No I didn't. Where will they stick the hose?
John: Columbia, Missouri.
by nat'lchampionof2008 February 23, 2009
Get the Missouri mug.MissourA is a state in the US, wich is famous for its large population of "hook-people". The term "hook-people" describes a group of individuals, who have a hook instead of an arm. (you know...like pirates)
Example:
-Hey Johnnie! Where are you going with that hook?
-Oh, I'm just going to Missoura.
(However, in very rare cases, "Missoura" could simply be a dialect-form for the name "Missouri".)
-Hey Johnnie! Where are you going with that hook?
-Oh, I'm just going to Missoura.
(However, in very rare cases, "Missoura" could simply be a dialect-form for the name "Missouri".)
by Missoura-chick! August 21, 2009
Get the Missoura mug.Misery. Seriously sound it out, Miss-or-ee. It relates to the state Missouri because it is in the middle of fucking no where. It has no beaches. People don't know if its in the fucking south or mid-west because they act hickish but they aren't south.
I'm pretty much in misery living in Missouri. PS. I'm not trying to offend a lot of ppl. I just don't like that state but that doesn't mean my opinon matters. Make up your own and go there.
by jersey kid December 24, 2007
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