Missoura

MissourA is a state in the US, wich is famous for its large population of "hook-people". The term "hook-people" describes a group of individuals, who have a hook instead of an arm. (you know...like pirates)

Example:

-Hey Johnnie! Where are you going with that hook?
-Oh, I'm just going to Missoura.

(However, in very rare cases, "Missoura" could simply be a dialect-form for the name "Missouri".)

Missoura by Missoura-chick! August 21, 2009

missoura

what us californian's (and....pretty much the rest of the US) call the state of missouri. "missoula" is the same thing as "missoura."

ME: hey joe i moved outta cali
JOE: where to?
ME: missoura.

missoura by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005

Kan City, Missoura 

Kansas City, Missouri. The way people raised in Kansas City, Missouri pronounce KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.

"I'm from Kan City, Missoura."

Kan City, Missoura by PrinzeCharming March 22, 2017

Branson Missouri

It's like Vegas, if it was run by Ned Flanders.

Okily-dokily, I'm off to Branson Missouri!

Branson Missouri by mp3yt0n May 17, 2017

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

Alton Missouri by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

missouri tuxedo 

When a man wears a sportcoat or blazer with jeans.

Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.

missouri tuxedo by torque boy December 26, 2011

Missouri Cannonball 

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.

Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*

Missouri Cannonball by scrambangles November 19, 2012