Mexican Time

About an hour and 23 minutes after the designated time.

The best excuse to use after being late, especially for a date.

Josh: Where the hell were you?!
Tony: What do you mean, I made it on time.
Josh: It's like 9! You were supposed to be here an hour and a half ago!
Tony: I meant Mexican Time...

by BboyBokChoi January 17, 2010

mexican mathematician

a mexican that knows algebra

Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009

Mexican Sunburn

When ones anus feels to be on fire after taking a crap.

"Dude, I just had the worst mexican sunburn!"

by mejubebe September 23, 2009

Mexican Coke

Mexican Coke is the original coke formula, made with sugar cane and not corn syrup. there for older people tend to worship this as it is what they grew up drinking.

The story of how Mexican Coke was coined,

Coke: were going to switch to corn syrup

Mexico: yo, fuck that holmes

by dabgnorts April 15, 2009

Mexican food

Something better than food, its almost a way of life. Tortilla with meat, cheese, and veggies. Cant go wrong there. Dirt cheap too!

Mexican food is the greatest thing in existence.

by sweet_tea_sipper August 21, 2010

Mexican Revolution

A Dirty Sanchez followed by a Donkey Punch.

To properly celebrate Cinco de Mayo, I pulled a Mexican Revolution on Antoinette then kicked her out of my apartment!

by fmitga February 26, 2010

mexican mom

a woman who will smack the shit out of you for no reason when you piss her off .

:son "ay mom can i go to the party"
:mexican mom"clean the dishes you aint going nowhere wheres my chancla ima smak you with it get your ass over here "

by the mexican dictionary March 9, 2017