Mega wanker

A Mega wanker is someone everyone pretends to like but secretly hates.

"Did you see blake"
"Oh yeah hes a Mega wanker"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Mega Knight

Mega Knight is the definition of gay in Clash Royale. Mega Knight users are mega gay because they mega nut to the mega knight when they play this card. Also, Mega Knight users have no father figure in their lives.

Skillful Clash Royale Player: Bro just played mega knight. That's kinda gay.

by Greg The Slime April 11, 2023

mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water

Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck

by Mussolini good leader August 8, 2018

Mega High

The highest one can ever get. Achievable when a sativa dominent strain is combined with an indica dominant strain to a bong, the only piece able to be used, and then have a 5 hour high. Symptoms include: everything feeling great, explosion of numbness in the feet, or craving of all foods.

"Hey Chuck, how your was brother's wedding?"
"I don't know, I got mega high 2 hours before, and forgot about the whole thing."

by Drunken Wanderer September 10, 2012

MEGA THOT

A new hybrid form of whore. They think they are ghetto but in reality they are basic white girls.

Hey did you see that Mega Thot? Oh you mean Grace Ryan? Yeah I did

by SwaggyJew October 9, 2019