Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
Max is a rapist who goes to St andrews cathedral school he is currently in love with a girl named Izzy and loves to eat.
by Shshhana October 19, 2017
He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but don’t get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man
by MOOOOOOOOKIS October 27, 2019
Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020
Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
by FeminaziBoyz August 19, 2019