Max 

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

Max by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009

Max 

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol

Max by LemonMayo April 22, 2009

Max 

A short word for "small dick" or a word for cunt

Max has such a small dick!

Max by small ugly gay dick June 25, 2016

Max 

A guy that sits next to his Xbox all day and has no friends and sets plans to kill himself

And easily mad and has no insults but simple ones

Kid: Max your a idiot

max: shut up poop head

Max by Big 7 octopus April 6, 2017

max 

max is a term used to define someone who acts gay or queer.

my teacher is such a max..

max by jefffmasss April 16, 2017

Max 

A short lil cunt

Max fuckin sucks bro

Max by Lornman3214 June 18, 2017

max 

known for having a small penis. (vape mclildick)

did you see max jacking and vaping in da batroom

max by dickdickmcdicklick February 14, 2018