A website used for two reasons.
#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.
#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"
Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.
#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.
#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"
Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.
"OMGGGG CMNTS CMNTS CMNTS!!!!"
"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"
"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."
"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"
"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"
"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"
"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."
"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"
"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"
by Pukecakes May 16, 2007

by Matt I April 24, 2005

by l*nuck April 22, 2005

Myspace is where people change. I have friends that before they had a myspace, they were all normal & stuff, once they got a myspace, they even changed the type of music they liked, they're look, they're personality.
day they didn't know about myspace:So, you wanna go to the park or something, you hangout in my place & watch some movies & make some popcorn?!
days after they made a myspace:Um, I`m sorry we can`t hang today, i`m too busy on myspace, adding friends, commenting, & etc.
days after they made a myspace:Um, I`m sorry we can`t hang today, i`m too busy on myspace, adding friends, commenting, & etc.
by Ketty December 10, 2008

A place for hundreds and thousands of scene, indie, wannabe kids who just love taking their photo from a height. A place where you add whoever just because you're having a competition with people to see who can get the most friends when really, you only know about 50 friends out of your 12,488. A place where girls can quite easily get away with being a slut in their photos. A place where when you log on and have new photo comments your life is just made. MySpace is a place where you post pointless bulletins with stupid messages inside. Usually something along of the lines of "pc4pc" - For those who don't know what that is, it is basically "oh please comment my new photo and I'll return your photo too!"
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)
Fun place is MySpace.
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)
Fun place is MySpace.
I love MySpace so much, I'm a 15 year old girl who takes dead mint photos and edits them to shit so you think I'm hot! PC4PC!?
by Toriii984 May 3, 2011

The most misused networking tool on the internet. MySpace was originally created for garage bands as a way to network with other bands but this changed quickly as there are now over 10,000 groups each which would cater to a different Genre. There are many bands, still unsigned, in different states and even countries, that would never would have even been heard of, much less actually heard, that now have access to over 100 million users.
"After about 6 months into my myspace, I began to get really into the music listening part of it. I found my favorite bands, found some less than main stream bands, and got tons of free music to listen to without waiting for downloads (the streaming audio doesn't always work smoothly though). Because of the myspace music feature I was able to listen to the entire Weezer album before it was released and I realized that I hated it, and saved myself money."
by sweetadeline112358 December 31, 2007

A communication website. That's all it is. But yet we have these obsessive people over it, along with the haters. The haters amuse the hell out of me. HAHA! If you have that serious obsession to put down Myspace, then you might as well be one of its corruptors. Cause you're already spending your time talking and complaining about how 'gay' and 'pathetic' it is.
The obsessors- people with no lives or too many friends that you have to communicate by computer with.
MYSPACE is there whether you want it or not.
I have a Myspace and FaceBook. What now?
The obsessors- people with no lives or too many friends that you have to communicate by computer with.
MYSPACE is there whether you want it or not.
I have a Myspace and FaceBook. What now?
Girl: OMFG! Did you get on Myspace last night? LMAO!
Whiny Chick: Ew, i fucking hate Myspace. Facebook is soooo much more mature. I mean come on, who wants some whiny little kid asking to 'cmnt my pics!!' ?
Some random Dude: Hey babe, do you have a Myspace? We could totally Cyber. ;)
Whiny Chick: Ew, i fucking hate Myspace. Facebook is soooo much more mature. I mean come on, who wants some whiny little kid asking to 'cmnt my pics!!' ?
Some random Dude: Hey babe, do you have a Myspace? We could totally Cyber. ;)
by !kaylaahh February 13, 2008
