pub logic

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"

by RightSaidJames June 25, 2008

logic sticks

stupid people who don't know how to say logistics

Mustafa says logic sticks

by Owenharris12 March 3, 2014

Scott Logic

Scott Logic is another illuminati conspiracy, it confuses, sees all, and trolls all who attempt to understand it. Scott Logic is comparable to infinity divided by zero, and it has been behind all conspiracy theories whether known or not. Scott Logic is the logic that is both logical and illogical, and even Chuck Norris is unable to comprehend it's impossibility. Scott Logic is like my sense of humour, the only one who can understand it is me.

" Scott Logic is the only thing worse than Algebra" - Everyone

"Scott Logic is the only true definition for Scott Logic" - Scott

by Saxoholic April 17, 2015

Hanco Logic

Hanco Logic is a unique way of thinking. It is usually very abstract and difficult for average person to understand. Hanco Logic contains many valid and invalid solutions and ways of reasoning. Yet Hanco Logic is i deal for many cases if creativity is needed to solve problems or to understand something.

He has real Hanco Logic.

That is Hanco Logic

by Reaping Words August 16, 2017

Negro logic

An urban phrase used to insinuate the ignorant understanding of a topic and/or phrase.

My negro logic is at an all time high, I know what I'm talking about.

by NegroLogic June 25, 2019

Liam's Logic

Resort to using Liam's logic whether it is buying, selling or more. It is very contagious and enters the mind quickly. Do not consume the Liams Logic if you have a family.

"I am going to buy a Sharkcard" said the stupid boy who got consumed to Liam's logic

by Doge751 December 19, 2021

Niyati Logic

yes.

Bro what kind of logic is this...
Niyati logic.

by jinxmaster69 May 27, 2021