Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
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Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.
by TOTEMIR September 09, 2022
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Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
by Steorge February 06, 2020
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Liking a genie lamp

When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”
Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.
by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018
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The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.
Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?
by STROKEME696969 May 07, 2024
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