A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.
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Dirty Keyton is the expression that you are the middle of a threesome. The bitch. The piece in the Eiffel Tower. Fucked at both ends.
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