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Josh

A Josh is someone who dresses like an old man, arranges his pens, makes you a cup of tea. He enjoys gardening but sadly will never have a lawn of his own.
Person A: "you're clothes make you look like my grandfather."
Person B: "yeah, they make you look like a real josh."
by SpookleZz October 15, 2019
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Josh

The best fucking person you will ever meet
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Josh

The kid who is always whipped by his girl. A josh a.k.a a cuck or a snake is the first kid to boy a motive for his girl even though she bullies him. You can always rely on a Josh to tell you how bad him and his girls relationship is but he will never learn his lesson. Often, you may find a Josh in the company of his girl wearing her clothes such as a dress and heels but he will always tell you he was pressured into it.
Friend 1 - Yo, you seen Josh at all today
Friend 2 - Nah fam, he left the house this morning to go get a haircut
Friend 1 - Bro, it's 9pm i bet he's at that girls house again
Friend 2 - For sure man, that kid is such a Josh
by TheWordTeller December 9, 2019
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Josh

All round awesome. The most popular guy in the school. Loves animals. Cure, attractive and handsome. Josh(s) are usually nervous at start but when they get knowing you you'll just want to kiss him. He's very popular on YT and Instagram with and average of 20k followers/subs. When you meet this guy you'll wonder why you never knew him before.
"WHOS THAT GUY WITH 20K ON INSTAGRAM?!"
"obviously Josh"
by Real nic3 guy October 29, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a ginger prick
by sEvEnPlAtEs November 17, 2018
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Josh

Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.
Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.

Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh
by I’m the person with the truth February 22, 2020
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Josh

He's nice. In a relationship he cares A LOT for his significant other. He is good friend and always funny. He is kind and caring. He can act and is always funny in roles. He's a bit strange at times but always has good intentions.
Josh is a person.
by Sagittarius person June 3, 2019
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