Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.

Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3

by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022

Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them

That guy Matt is such a Jonah

by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023

Jonah

Busted in 2 minutes with his micro bulge

“Yoooo ur basically Jonah right now”

by Santana444 August 26, 2025

Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.

“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now”

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew”

by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025

Jonah

Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.

Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)

Landon: found him.. *laughs*

by anonymous February 16, 2024

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Interesting person. Isn't very cool

Jonah Columbus Boyd is just Jonah

by lani4127 November 27, 2021