dirty rain

the act of standing from an elevated position, and proceeding to surprise someone by sharting aggressively onto them, covering them in a watery brown slurry and ruining their day.

Bro my dad took away my phone so I had to give him the dirty rain when he left the house.

by kmanzz48 December 6, 2020

Chillin' in the rain

When you're outside and it's raining and you have the sudden urge to have sex with another dude.

Y'all ever just be, like, chillin' in the rain? You know what I mean? And just.. Want to fuck a DUDE? Cause you know what I mean, that's the swag! Exactly, that's prrrrratata.

by minione rick May 19, 2021

pencil rain

When a girl cries on your dick.

Love that pencil rain, her tears feel so warm on my dick

by McSmithy April 17, 2017

Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022

Rain bitch

A desperate person who is very bad at dating. They are often rejected, and if they do get in a relationship they are often cheated on

Man that person can’t get anyone they are such a rain bitch

by A man of many talents November 7, 2021

Purple rain

The first ejaculation that a man experiences after having suffered through a case of blue balls.

I dropped by Lisa's house last night as her parents were at the movies and she started giving me a blowjob in her Dad's office. Then we heard the front door open and her folks walked in and she cut it off mid blow and pushed me out of the house with the worst case of blue balls in my life. Man, I limped back home holding my balls in both hands then went up to my room, opened the porno mag, and painted the magazine with my purple rain. My balls felt such relief afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

piss rain

A weather condition characterized by heavy, drenching (usually warm) fog or mist, but few actual raindrops falling from the sky. Tends to make people more miserable than a true rainshower would.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb, e.g.: "April in Boston equals day after day of piss rain," "They said it was supposed to be stormy, but it's just piss rain out there," or "I wish it would just go ahead and storm if it's going to; if it keeps on fucking piss rain like this I'm going to shoot someone."

by Capt. Spiro T. Webmaster March 28, 2008