Instagram

A social media platform that’s basically Facebook for teenagers and makeup artist

Sophie had just taken a photo of her Burger King meal and she decided to post it to Instagram.

by Sevendaysofrye March 31, 2021

Instagram user @prxttypuca

Someone that’s so fucking gay for gingers it’s insane they also run over literal kids with gokarts for fun

“Oh! You know that one user that’s in love with gingers?”, “Yeah!!! Instagram user @prxttypuca! Didn’t she get eaten recently?”

by Magical Fucking Dinosaur October 29, 2021

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021

Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021

Instagrab

When you are browsing Instagram and somebody comes out of the screen and grabs you.

Person 1: What happened to Frederick? I haven't seen them lately.

Person 2: They got Instagrabbed.

Person 1: Ain't no way.

Person 2: It'll take a while for them to recover.

by Creble October 12, 2021

Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.

Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.

by PanDavey January 6, 2022

instagraphy

taking pictures to capture a scene or moment to be immortalized on Instagram as either a post or story

Rebecca has been really into instagraphy lately, she won't let me bite of my food until she's taken the perfect picture.

by fortunaMajorDepression April 6, 2022