Pet the fish

A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.
My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.
by Ivana Scream August 31, 2013
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Teacher's Pet

A sexual maneuver performed on an adult student causing the student's grade to rise to the level of O+ or beyond.
Philotes was growing bold during office hours with her professor so teacher's pet was performed to reestablish professional dominance and reduce her to a purring kitten.
by Professor.Joe April 27, 2023
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Pet Zone

It is similar to the friend zone however instead of saying "you're just like a friend to me" the individual says "but you're just like a dog to me, or a cat, a bird, a fish, a hamster, etc.
Jamien got on one knee to propose to his girlfriend but she said "aw that's cute but you're just like a dog to me" she totally put Jamien in the Pet Zone
by ThugMoney July 20, 2015
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pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged
"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"
by wolfafied October 19, 2020
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pet girl

a shy girl who has been kind of adopted by a bunch of guys who are a bit older than her.this can be between a 6th grader and 8th graders,a freshman and seniors,a sophomore and seniors,a freshman and juniors,a 7th grader and 8th graders,a 6th grader and 7th graders,ect.the guys don't like her romanticly and the girl doesn't like them romanticly,they're just friends.
jessica is kind of our pet girl.she's a 6th grader,and she just hangs out with us somuch that she's kind of part of the crew now.we sort of adopted her
by a real life pet girl December 14, 2012
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pub pets

Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.
Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.
by ChrisDay July 05, 2006
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mexican pets

The cockroaches that live in the house of someone who has no pets.
Janel couldn't afford a hamster for her bambinos, so she just let them play with their little brown mexican pets
by flatbuttsrugly August 26, 2008
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