heat cloud

When two or more men decide there must always be a bar stool between them because of the heat thrown off their bodies - the male heat cloud.

Marvin, don't sit so close to me or our heat clouds will combine.

by Shot Fairy December 8, 2015

Mary Cloud

The puff of smoke produced from vape or juul in order to protect one’s virginity. Reference to The Virgin Mary.

Every guy made a Mary Cloud every time a girl walked into the place.

by Psychoactive Patient August 12, 2018

cloud sceptic

A person who does not trust cloud based IT resources.

- D Lets run this big data task on the cloud!
- A No!
- D Why, what is wrong with the cloud?
- A Like, everything, except scalability.
- D Ah man, you are such a cloud sceptic!

by BadAssUnicorn599 June 24, 2021

Gull in the cloud

When you're trying to download sometime from a cloud and it keeps getting interrupted.

I was trying to view my google docs but there was a gull in the cloud

by TheRob0 February 7, 2013

Spinny cloud

Alternate word for tropical cyclone.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, look at this spinny cloud in the Atlantic Ocean named Bret"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty cool I guess"

by GammaEpsilonRhoTau November 21, 2022

cloud virus

An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.

Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.

by burdeman October 12, 2014

Clouded Mind

Big D energy, foggy mindset

That Boy is Clouded Mind

by Clouded Mind August 11, 2023