Basement Guard

The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick

The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.

by Fritzel >:) June 13, 2022

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Quinn’s basement

A soggy wet dungeon where a person named Quinn keeps all of his slaves tied up and covered in his wet semen. After they die he cuts of their limp penises and uses them to play ping pong with his girlfriend for two hours a day.

Dude watch out for him, you don’t want to end up in Quinn’s basement.

by Quinn’s basement escapee March 6, 2024

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Milk in the basement

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.

Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"

by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023

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Koonzy’s basement

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.

Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.

by Le potat May 20, 2022

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